So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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