I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
A+ Viking dick
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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