I feel like abortions should bother me more
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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