It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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