I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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