Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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