So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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