yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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