is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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