It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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