hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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