I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize