I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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