you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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