Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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