He disabled his match.com account in front of me
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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