I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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