Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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