Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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