Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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