love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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