I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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