Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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