I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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