i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think we might need a safe word for this...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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