ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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