Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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