Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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