I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I wish i was in the wii world.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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