i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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