Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Do vagina's smell?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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