We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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