Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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