There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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