I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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