Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I think im going to throw up on grandma
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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