respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
