I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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