the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.