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• (760): View more from California

  Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming

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• (408): View more from California

  Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.

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  You did a keg stand on the toilet?!

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.

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• (518): View more from New York

  We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical 

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.

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• (530): View more from California

  I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.

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