Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out