MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.