do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.