So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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