physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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