Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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