I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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