I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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