Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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