Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Pappa wants mamma naked
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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