I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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