i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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