she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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