How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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