awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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