Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i love accidental penises.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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