i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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